bucket list

  • Go sky diving
  • Fly a jet
  • Drive a race car
  • Go Bungee jumping
  • Go sky diving in the nude
  • Get lost in the woods
  • Befriend bigfoot
  • Go to the moon
  • Be the first man to successfully rocket jump
  • Teach pigs to fly
  • Become kingpin of a mafia
  • Sell mafia out to the cops
  • Star in a movie
  • Fight a bear
  • Tame a puma
  • Reinvent the wheel
  • Tear the fabric  of the space time continuum

Talented Blog Post

I have many talents, but oddly none of them are related to each other. My first talent is wakeboarding. I have been wakeboarding for many years and even thought I am very good at it; it would take way too long to teach each individual student.my second talent is building and design, but this would be too boring and not very interesting. My third talent is throwing discus it’s not very hard to do and it does not require much strength. If I only had five minutes to teach the class a new talent then I would probably teach everyone how to throw a discus, but if the school was in the middle of a lake I would choose wakeboarding as the talent that I would teach.

(I have met the guy in this picture)

If I had to choose between William Shakespeare, Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Socrates, Steve Jobs or Benjamin Franklin I would choose I would choose Leonardo da Vinci. I would choose him because he is genius inventor and a great artist. While He would be my assistant I would make Leonardo da Vinci build his inventions using the modern day science and technology. Then, I would make him give me the finished versions of them. Later, would recreate his famous war machines and go terrorize the cities.

A new ending

The drama of Romeo and Juliet end with the tragic death of Romeo and Juliet, but I would make it end very differently than the actual story. Right at the last moment of the scene were Romeo and Juliet kill themselves would be changed so that Romeo decides that Juliet is not worth killing himself and he waits by her side until she wakes up. Just when it seems like the story is over the zombie apocalypse starts and Romeo and Juliet have to fight their way out. Then when they reach the outside king Kong shows up and fights Godzilla. Finally the world explodes from have a bad story plot and everybody dies. The end!

Magic Powder.

I don’t know if I would breathe it in because there are too many possibilities, questions, and outcomes. For instance; would I go into the future as me ten years later, or would I just be ten years older in present day? How do I know it’s not crack cocaine that is disguised as magic powder? Do the effects wear off? If I died within the next ten years and I take to powder, do I go to heaven or do I just wake up as a zombie? If I took would I end up regretting my choice later? These possibilities, questions, and outcomes would stop me from taking the powder because as most people I fear what I don’t know making it too scary to rationalize all the outcomes and try it.

childhood memories

My favorite childhood memory was the first time I was launched off the blob at Athens Y Camp. I only weighed about 85 pounds when the 200 pound chef “launched” me. I went up higher than the diver tower, did a triple front flip (accidentally), and I landed flat on my stomach. I was a red as a sunburnt tomato. It was about five years ago but can still feel the burns from the belly-flop.

(this is the blob from the camp!)

no, thats not me on the blob.

dinner for awesome people

If I could have dinner with any three people dead or alive. I would pick chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and the Guy from Halo who narrates when the multiplayer game begins, ends, or when something cool happens. I would choose these three people because they are all absolutely amazing people and having dinner with them would be crazy, hilarious, and amazing. I am also a fighter myself so we would have a great conversation. We would eat at a cheap and rather good restaurant that the locals call chilies. We would eat at chilies because they have amazing cheese dip and awesome ribs. Our menu for the evening would have cheese dip, salads, ribs, burgers, and a side of awesomeness. The three people that I invited would probably not get along well, excluding the narrator guy, because chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are both amazing fighters and they have a history of fighting each other. It would be pretty awesome if they got in a fight because with the narrator guy calling the shots, the two of them would have would probably destroy the world with their awesomeness.

PS: Mrs. Hunt that would not be a fight that you would want to try to stop because if you did and you got hit in the face your brain would fly out the back of your head and into the time space continuum.